Squidward kept this s*** real


quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69


baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive



Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset





went to go throw trash out in the apartment’s community trash site and saw a grocery bag full of empty fake pot/heroin/cocaine packets. looks like i’m in for an inevitable…

And honestly, if you wanna get down to brass tacks, the less legitimate stuff can usually be more dangerous anyway. Take synthetic gas station weed, for example(not sure where all it’s sold but yeah anyway). My friend came down to visit one summer and he brought some just for shits and giggles. It’s supposed to have the same effect as weed, only much more temporary. I opted to not even bother with it, because there’s no telling what’s in that weird shit and how it could affect different people. Long story short: my other friend tried it, and blacked out in my fucking back yard, only to wake up in the weirdest mood I’ve ever seen anyone in. He was very hard to keep in control, was describing really weird, fucked up shit, etc. REAL SUSHI OR NO SUSHI 2K14